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ace-of-clovers:

samyelbanette:
Making friends with people from other countries is so crazy. I sent my group chat a Big Bird gif.
And this one girl says, “why isn’t he blue?”
I’m like, the fuck you mean??
So today I learned that in the Dutch version of Sesame Street, they do, in fact, have a blue Big Bird.
I was baffled by this so I went on Muppets Wiki and guess what.
In Mexico, Big Bird is green and his name is Abelardo.
Turkish Big Bird (aka Minik Kus) is apparently fucking orange.
This looks like a fuckin alternate universe or smth. I can’t.

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20 January 2021 | 206,948 notes

ruffboijuliaburnsides:

wet4joanjett:
adhd-hippie:
asundergrowth:
asundergrowth:
Stop drawing dionysus skinny challenge
Bitch is the god of feasts, he’s got chub, he’s got meat. Aphrodite is the god of romance and love but dionysus is the god of sex and orgies, he is ideal cuddling density, dude HAS a tummy.
Dude has broad shoulders and beefy arms for holding and protecting you and just the fattest most luscious ass and thighs you’ve ever seen
All I’m imagining is that one bro at the gym who’s extra thick and has a big waste and could be a couch in and of himself but like would totally be able to lift a whole damn cow if you asked.
We all know dionysus looks like this.
I’m pretty sure that’s literally a picture of dionysus.

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20 January 2021 | 97,195 notes

funnytwittertweets:

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14 December 2020 | 27,218 notes

psychoboy777:

chefpyro:
do you think butch hartman knows how many eggs he cracked with this

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8 December 2020 | 128,481 notes

Megamind was a murderer and a dictator and a catfisher but go off.

Anonymous

manywinged:

i didnt know hal the incel camera guy had a tumblr

19 November 2020 | 97,757 notes

logarto:

thanks to anonymous for sending this ask i’ll never answer it because i love opening the inbox and saying out loud i have social anxienty and eat pussy eberyday every single time